Thursday, August 23, 2012

REMINDER: Your SD FL Inclement Weather Policy!



Are you looking to get out of work tomorrow or Monday -- then pray that the schools close, as set forth by Chief Judge Moreno in 2007 when he issued the new SD FL inclement weather policy:
IT IS ORDERED that as of the date of this order, in the event of hazardous weather that causes the local public schools within a particular county to close, the Federal Courthouses in that county will also close. Thus, if Miami-Dade County public schools close, so will the Miami Federal Courthouses. If Broward County public schools close, so will the Broward Federal Courthouse. If Palm Beach County public schools close, so will the West Palm Beach Federal Courthouse. If St.Lucie County public schools close, so will the Ft. Pierce Federal Courthouse. If Monroe County public schools close, so will the Key West Federal Courthouse.
Are you following, people? 

If XXXXX County public schools close, so will the YYYYY Federal Courthouse.

What do I have to do, repeat the same exact mantra for every single county in the district??

(I guess so.)

8 comments:

Lazy State Employee said...

Blow baby blow. I get paid either way.

Anonymous said...

Don't roof rack me bro!

Anonymous said...

Ahem. . . XXXXX should equal XXXXXX not YYYYYYYY which is the reason he wrote 4 extra sentences.

Anonymous said...

That was SFL's point, moron.

Bob Becerra said...

Wait, I don't get it.

Anonymous said...

Name for the woman in the photo?

Anonymous said...

CBS weathergirl

Anonymous said...

What is the policy for court dates when the court closes due to inclement weather?