Friday, September 28, 2012

Spencer Aronfeld Reports From Inside the Yellow Submarine!




There is nothing wrong with your yellow computer screen. Do not attempt to adjust the yellow picture. We are controlling yellow transmission. If we wish to make it louder yellower, we will bring up the volume banana. If we wish to make it softer less yellow, we will tune it to a whisper lemon. We will control the yellow horizontal. We will control the yellow vertical. We can roll the yellow image, make it flutter in a more yellowy way. We can change the yellow focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to an even more absurd yellow. For the next two minutes and yellowteen seconds,, sit quietly and we will control all yellow things that you see and hear in a yellow way. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your yellow computer screen. You are about to participate in a great yellow adventure. You are about to experience the yellow awe and mellow yellow mystery which reaches from the inner yellow mind to — The Yellow Attorney Breakfast Club!



17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why can't he hire a decent videographer??

Rumpole said...

Stop poaching my bloggers. Your guest blogger approached me.
The families should settle this quietly. No need to go to the mattresses on this.

Christoffer Eldrich said...

So what if it's yellow? It's fun, just imagine you're watching a cartoon. And a very educational one, at that.

South Florida Lawyers said...

OK, it ends here. But don't make a run at Godwhacker or all bets are off.

Rumpole said...

Leave Godwhacker...take the cannoli.

Godwhacker said...

Any posts I do for Rumpole will be my version of the Clint Eastwood speech! It will be like that time listening to Ummagumma when all the furniture is talking.

Anonymous said...

At some point in time you have to stop marketing and actually do some legal work...

Its comical really

South Florida Lawyers said...

GW, hey I remember that (slightly).

The lunatic is on the grass....

Anonymous said...

Spencer is a master of media spin.After much hype, his "flesh eating bacteria penis" case resulted in a defense verdict in 30 minutes, and the jurors were being polite. They said discussion lasted two.

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