Monday, March 18, 2013

Breaking! Robert Fiore Has a New Case!



After a drunk guy who makes $34 million in the NFL broke a door knob, Mr. Fiore brought the hammer: "They were scared,” said the family’s attorney, Robert Fiore, who filed the lawsuit Monday in Miami-Dade circuit court. “My client was holding on for dear life.” Not just life. Dear life.

The details are here.

The rich NFL player apologized (and I hope bought a new door knob!)

Not so fast.

“We allege that Mr. Bryant made more than a simple, inconsequential mistake,” Fiore said, “and that Mr. Bryant’s conduct has significant legal consequences.”

It can't be that simple to get a guy that big, that drunk. And all that booze was probably not a mistake. So I give Bob that. Restoration Hardware has a significant selection of door knobs but they are not inexpensive. Thus, the damages are not inconsequential. But the defendant took a cab to what he thought was home (been there, done that.) This is going to be a tough trial for Bob.

N.B.: Is it really only Tuesday?



13 comments:

  1. He stares at me in a strange way.

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  2. What is the claim?

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  3. Who is Robert Fiore and why does he have so much make up on his face on his FB page photo?

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  4. Not so sure "N.B." is used correctly there.

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  5. Intentional infliction of emotional distress I assume?

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  6. And he is a Harvard man. You could not make this stuff up.

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  7. anybody remember when tom delay got arrested and he showed up for his booking photo with power blue suit and red tie. smiled like it was the highschool yearbook photo. . . desmond bryant didnt do that. amirite?

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  8. STL - I LOVE that fact!

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  9. Intentional infliction of emotional distress - FAIL!!! How could he intentionally cause it if he was drunk.

    Negligent infliction of ED??? Maybe...but damages - no touchy, no major damages...impact rule!!! That is why he stressed so much that they were holding the door!

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  10. That's a joke, right?

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  11. Phil Reizenstien is a loser.

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  12. Does anyone else find this a bit racist? Would this have been filed if a drunk white man knocked on his door?

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