Tuesday, April 23, 2013

It's National Poetry Month!

 
I'm sure all of you are acutely aware that April is National Poetry Month.

In honor of this fundraiser tomorrow for Judge Abby Cynamon hosted by Alan Kluger and other legal luminaries-- which all of you should attend and support --

I have written this little ode:
Whenever I dine with The Kluger
The caviar, it's always Beluga
The stylish cowboy booties
Are just like you see in the movies
He's larger than life
He's got a great wife
He's also got really nice suities
Happy Tuesday!

6 comments:

  1. BEST POST EVER??

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  2. Awesome!

    Happy Tuesday, SFL.

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  3. SFL:

    Might I add the following?

    On his walls hang many artistic doodles,
    Which he paid for with litigious hand-pulled noodles,
    And when filmed by local photogs,
    Like wrinkles to Botox,
    He dismisses them with a quick and loud "Toodles!"

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  4. Do not ever trust Kluger. He promises referral fees on cases and then backs out. Do not ever refer anything to this guy.

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  5. He's such a cutie
    With his little booties
    Tough and mean
    Amy Dean
    No cameras in the courtroom

    GB

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  6. I've got some things to tell you
    Let me list them seriatim
    The others think they have the facts
    But I'm the one whose gott'em.

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