Monday, April 8, 2013

This Happened.




Sorry, it's a slow news day.

Tipsters, help me out here.

6 comments:

  1. WOW! What next? Al Martino with Janis Joplin?

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  2. OK SFL, here you go. Here is your story for your slow news day.


    THE CAPTAIN REPORTS:

    SO YOU WANT TO BE A CIRCUIT COURT JUDGE .....

    The following 16 (2 County Court Judges & 14 attorneys) have applied for the privilege of replacing former CJ Joel Brown:

    Jason Bloch
    Donald (DJ) Cannava
    Thomas Aquinas Cobitz
    Michelle A. Delancy
    Raul Flores
    Wendell M. Graham
    Christopher Green
    Ayana N. Harris
    Robert J. Luck
    Stephen T. Millan
    Sandra Miller-Batiste
    Andrew A. Ostrow
    Melba V. Pearson
    Steven R. Reininger
    Alan D. Sackrin
    Julie Harris Terry

    Call me crazy, but didn't DJ Cannava become a County Court Judge like three weeks ago? Maybe he should put a couple of years in before applying for a raise?***

    ***To be fair, Judge Cannava has been on the bench for 15 months.

    Thoughts?

    CAPTAIN OUT
    captain4justice@gmail.com

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  3. Who cares what really happened. We're writers goddamn it, we just make something up. A Republican, an underage hooker, a public restroom, assorted drugs, an official on the take and "poof" there's the post! ;-)

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  4. Breaking: Rumpole, DOM and CJ Fred Moreno all seen huddling over lunch downtown. Seems like something big is about to break at least Federally. Maybe one of them will also be going on the Bachorlette? Or is Survivor in their future? "
    Sorry Judge Moreno, the tribe has spoken.!"

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