Monday, April 8, 2013

This Happened.




Sorry, it's a slow news day.

Tipsters, help me out here.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

WTF?

Shoot The Lawyers said...

WOW! What next? Al Martino with Janis Joplin?

CAPTAIN said...


OK SFL, here you go. Here is your story for your slow news day.


THE CAPTAIN REPORTS:

SO YOU WANT TO BE A CIRCUIT COURT JUDGE .....

The following 16 (2 County Court Judges & 14 attorneys) have applied for the privilege of replacing former CJ Joel Brown:

Jason Bloch
Donald (DJ) Cannava
Thomas Aquinas Cobitz
Michelle A. Delancy
Raul Flores
Wendell M. Graham
Christopher Green
Ayana N. Harris
Robert J. Luck
Stephen T. Millan
Sandra Miller-Batiste
Andrew A. Ostrow
Melba V. Pearson
Steven R. Reininger
Alan D. Sackrin
Julie Harris Terry

Call me crazy, but didn't DJ Cannava become a County Court Judge like three weeks ago? Maybe he should put a couple of years in before applying for a raise?***

***To be fair, Judge Cannava has been on the bench for 15 months.

Thoughts?

CAPTAIN OUT
captain4justice@gmail.com

Godwhacker said...

Who cares what really happened. We're writers goddamn it, we just make something up. A Republican, an underage hooker, a public restroom, assorted drugs, an official on the take and "poof" there's the post! ;-)

Anonymous said...

Breaking: Rumpole, DOM and CJ Fred Moreno all seen huddling over lunch downtown. Seems like something big is about to break at least Federally. Maybe one of them will also be going on the Bachorlette? Or is Survivor in their future? "
Sorry Judge Moreno, the tribe has spoken.!"

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