Every time I start thinking this is a serious blog...
Sounds like that numb nuts Billy Joel Song "We didn't start the fire"
Fade in from black: A group of people on a beach are clustered around a man lying on the ground obviously hurt. Behind the man we can see a windsurfing board. Next to the board is a half empty bottle of gin.As the sounds of waves crashing on the beach begins to fade out, the voice of the ONE- Spencer Aronfeld fades in. The camera pulls back and a dashing Spencer can now be seen walking on the beach in a short sleeve shirt not tucked in to a pair of chinos with a pair of docksiders on his feet and no socks. A happy dog trots behind him. "Hi. I'm Spencer Aronfeld and we who live in South Florida all enjoy the beaches and the ocean. In the last few years hobbies like paddle boarding and windsurfing have become very popular. But did you know that drinking Gin while windsurfing or paddleboarding quadruples the risk of injury? Those of you who follow my updates know that the safest way to consume alcohol is at home in your alcohol-padded room, which is a room specially designated to be populated by consenting adults consuming alcohol. We all like to have a good time, but windsurfing and alcohol is a dangerous combination. Please use common sense and if you are injured see a doctor immediately and make your next call to the lawyers at The Aronfeld firm."The camera pulls back and Spencer stops walking and bends down and picks up a ball and throws it and the happy dog takes after it. Voice Over: Coming soon: Spencer Aronfeld explains why more household accidents occur to men over 50 while holding a picture of Bo Derek.
"We Didn't Start the Fire" is BJ's version of "It's the End of the World As We Know It" by REM.
Haha. It is apodictic that this post deserves an A+.
Geez....and knuckleheads complain about my posts...GB
This blog has gotten insane.
It's a Madhouse....a MADHOUSE!!!!
Tuning in for my daily Spencer update. Disappointed. Nada? Not even a Starbucks sighting?
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