Friday, June 7, 2013

She's No Liar



After all the time we spent down at Muswellbrook
I was hoping everything we did was worth a second look
Do you take me for a fool or do you think that I don’t see
The executions that they’re planning to broadcast on MTV

In defense of Katy I can only say
That this kind of things expected out here in the world today
That’s why everyone is talking ‘bout how time are getting hard
And that perpetual renovation down on Biscayne Boulevard
You can certainly accuse her of a raging heart on fire
But let me tell you something son, the girl just ain't no liar

Katy tried, she even testified
But imagine her surprise when she saw you

It doesn’t take a major dude
To give a second chance
Though you’ll pay for it eternally
You’ve got to take that dance

Let me just say something about that Dr. Wu
I tripped on the prescriptions that he gave me for the flu
So now can you believe that all his jive just isn’t true
Every word that Katy said was written just for you
You can certainly accuse her of a raging heart on fire
But let me tell you something son, the girl just ain't no liar

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Far out!

Anonymous said...

Free Spencer Aronfeld!!! NOW

Anonymous said...

Maybe I'm crazy or high, or just just an ordinary guy, but I have no idea what this is post is referring to.

Godwhacker said...

@1:40

Exactly!

Anonymous said...

Four of fish and finger pies

Fiber Lawyer A new Kind of superhero said...

Fiber Lawyer, ESQ., a new kind of superhero said:

You can't beat a good kosher pickle.

Anonymous said...

Nabokov way overrated as an author.

Attracts faux intellectuals the way a traffic accident causes people to stop and gawk.

Hemmingway also not so great.

Anonymous said...

I've read some installments of the Fiber Lawyer, ESQ., fiction pulp series on Amazon. Currently he is battling the evil Dr. Constipation ("blocking the bowels of average citizens everywhere"). Past battles against Hemorrhoid Girl and Diarrhea Doc were gripping, so to speak.

Anonymous said...

Courthouse chatter- that civil judge who hired the 6 foot tall russian blonde, can't be 30, model looks- and the judge wonders why the office outside chambers is constantly crowded with lawyers and bailiffs? Fricking stripper working as a JA.

Anonymous said...

Spencer sighting at starbucks and Einsteins. Coffee and Bagels for the lawyer who never stops. Working that is.

Godwhacker said...

Both a stripper and a JA have to know the routine...

Anonymous said...

Ever bump into a Ja working in a strip bar? That's when you can have some real fun.

Anonymous said...

Shumie doomie do

Anonymous said...

Bon chance Shumie doo