Friday, June 14, 2013

The Longest Day


Happy Friday all, and thanks for putting up with us on the B-Team this week. This was the most fun I've had since those drag queen parties at Red Square ended 13 years ago. Are you buying it? I hope not. Those parties were a blast.

In the meantime we have learned that the police can take our DNA over the slightest offense, they just can't patent it.

I told you Edward Snowden was hot. Did you know that he was once an aspiring male model?

Justice Scalia just doesn't buy all that science crap.

Are you looking for Jesus in all the wrong places?

Superman is back, but this time no suggestions of a three-way with James Marsden? Bummer.

And if your legal career isn't working out the way you hoped, how about working for Amazon?


OK folks, the vodka is on ice, the vaporizer is ready to cycle and I'm out of here like Vladamir.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Because smoking is sooo 20th Century.

Anonymous said...

Good job whacker!

Anonymous said...

That "Jesus" pic ruined my weekend. Maybe my life.

Anonymous said...

Well done, pal.

-GB

Anonymous said...

Happy Friday SFL & you too Godwhacker!!

Anonymous said...

What about me? Why do you hate me so?

GB?

Anonymous said...

6:34 here,

Ooop, I apologize.

Happy Friday, GB!!

South Florida Lawyers said...

Nicely done and have a great weekend!

Anonymous said...

Spencer Hates decks best post of month...top three of year.

Godwhacker said...

It was for the good of the country. It was all for the good of the country!