Friday, July 26, 2013

TGIFF, (Thank Godwhacker it's Fraking* Friday)



I don't know about the rest of you but I've about had it. What the frak? Endless Zimmerman coverage followed by endless Royal afterbirth ~ YUCK! My nonsense meter is way passed Bullshit. Orwell said, “Journalism is printing what someone else does not want printed: everything else is public relations.” This is just public relations and it's not even very interesting. 

The good news is that we may not have to put up with it for much longer. Sooner or later one of these giant sun eating UFOs is going to look at the Earth like some kind of tasty after dinner mint and it will all be over.

And, stunningly, these aren't the only strange objects in the sky.

Going to the movies, but what the frak? Popcorn costs more than filet mignon?
 
It's great to get your freak on. Just don't tweet your junk. It is the scourge of the information age that you can get in this much trouble without actually touching another person. If Wiener was going to destroy his political future and turn himself into a national joke, he should have at least gotten some actual booty calls for his trouble.

As this blog's resident techie, I'd like to remind everyone to backup their hard drives, scan for viruses, and clean the inside of your monitors. How do you clean the inside of your monitors? Like this.

So frak people frak! Frak like it's the end of the world. Frak like you're Carlos Danger. Just don't frack with New York.

Happy weekend folks!


*BSG meaning

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thomas Dolby-- cool! Haven't heard that one in awhile.

Happy Friday, SFL & Godwhacker.
Stay Awesome!!

Anonymous said...

Great fraking post!!!

Anonymous said...

FRAK ME GREAT WAY TO START THE WEEKEND!!

Anonymous said...

Funny shit, especially the dog.

I time travel for fun said...

I am taking a deep breath and going back in the worm hole, after a long layoff. But with the money I have, I will be going directly to MIA and buying an airline ticket. Remember in 1978 you don't need ID to buy a ticket or board a plane. The obvious choice is Vegas, get there, go to a table, watch a play, record the time, go home, then repeat the whole process but this time lay the bet. Of course the Universe has stopped me from profiting in the past, so I am not hopeful this will work, but I am going to give it a chance.