Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Robotic Sushi Chefs Are Trying to Kill You!

At least that's what I gathered from this informative video about how, in a dystopian future, robots are being controlled by a malevolent secret corporation to harvest the last vestiges of "humanity" from their unknowing subjects, so that the powerful life essence of millions can be collected, synthesized and injected into the decaying necrotic mass of the corporation's visionary founder, a once loving man slowly driven to madness by the tragic loss of his only daughter -- a daughter who, despite his wealth and power, he was unable to save; in truth, the one human being that ever brought him real joy.

Yet there is another man -- an anti-hero, if you will -- who has glimpsed the dark truth and who must overcome his own fears and secrets to expose this evil robotic scheme and potentially save the world (and save himself in the process).

Despite towering odds, this lone avenger has not only justice on his side -- he also is pretty handy with a sushi knife!

Oh well, enough of that, here's the video:



10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Doesnt this asshole ever shut up?

South Florida Lawyers said...

I know. I do tend to prattle on....

Godwhacker said...

The grift that keeps on giving.

Anonymous said...

you must smoke a lot of weed, to come up with this stuff.

Anonymous said...

High praise!

Anonymous said...

Is that a picture of himself...alone, over his shoulder

Anonymous said...

Is that a picture of himself...alone, over his shoulder

Neo From The Matrix said...

Ha, I like the storyline on this one. It sounds like every other hollywood storyline which rips off the concept of one man (Jesus) dying/sacrificing for the good of mankind.

Aronfeld clearly is that man. Personal Injury superhero sacrificing his mornings to shoot videos for the safety and security of South Florida's finest citizens.

We owe this man a great deal of gratitude.

Our kids almost died in a bounce house. A rogue robot almost killed us all. The cruise ships almost killed thousands.

Thanks to Aronfeld, and this blog for sharing his work, the crisis has been averted.

Big Dom said...

"The Individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." -Friedrich Nietzsche.

Don't listen to the tribe Spencer. You have been and will forever be, a hero to us all.

And if your going to criticize, I challenge you to have the nerve to put a name to your comments rather than hiding behind "anonymous."

South Florida Lawyers said...

I kid Spence, but his heartfelt explanation of how he got into the practice for me says it all -- the dude deserves plenty of latitude to do his thing.