Tuesday, October 1, 2013

The Situation Goes Down!



What government shutdown?

Judge Cooke was awfully busy yesterday, perhaps getting in some last minute orders before the world goes to hail in a handbasket Ted Cruz shuts the whole darn government down.
You can watch me torture an entire city and when you have truly understood the depth of your failure, we will fulfill Ra's al Ghul's destiny... We will destroy Gotham and then, when it is done and Gotham is ashes, then you have my permission to die.

Thanks Ted!

In addition to this spiffy order dismissing the Miccosukee Tribe's federal lawsuit against Guy Lewis and Mike Tein, Judge Cooke also yesterday disposed of yet another suit brought by The Situation.

It's a pretty detailed long-arm jurisdictional analysis, for those of you into that sort of thing.

(You know who you are.)

Congrats to Jared Beck!

7 comments:

  1. Now if you could put Bane's gag on The Situation he might actually be sexy.

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  2. Cruz needs more than a gag. He needs a week with a dominatrix and a well equipped toy chest.

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  3. That sounds more like a reward.

    -GB

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  4. Yes indeed. A week with a dominatrix and a well equipped tool chest is the apex of human sexuality.

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  5. Above the Law picked it up:

    http://abovethelaw.com/2013/10/non-sequiturs-10-01-13/

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