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And don't forget: Xmas kills and maims thousands every year. Mistletoe falls in people's eye; crackling embers light elderly people's pajamas on fire sending them running out on to the porch in a flaming dash to the snow (which sucks if you get lit up in So Fla); toys shatter and maim, people choke on turkey bones and ham bones and extra thick egg nog. The lesson is that life kills. The only way to avoid tragedy is to lock yourself up in a safe room and sit quietly. But if you insist on recklessly celebrating the holidays, and any celebration is reckless and negligent in our opinion, then please call the lawyers at our firm. As is tradition, I will personally be manning the Aronfeld hotline on Xmas day: 1-888- XMAS-KILLS.