Unless you have been hermetically sealed in a concrete bunker scenically placed next to a major South Florida thoroughfare, you may have heard something about Club Madonna recently.
Well, according to this complaint, filed by our friend Richard Wolfe, the whole dispute is about the jack-booted overreach of a bunch of city functionaries.
Also, what Club Madonna is doing for its patrons is nothing short of life-affirming therapy intended to lift the soul and soothe the psyche so often bruised by the indignities of this cruel world:
Plaintiff believes that providing this form of expressive communication to the public is a beneficial social activity which enhances individual’s ability to assimilate and consider various issues involving sexual candor and the interest in human sexuality that all human beings have to a greater or lesser degree. Plaintiff considers this expression to enhance the appreciation of the human body, with an emphasis on the consideration of popular contemporary concepts of physical attractiveness and the stimulating and entertaining aspects of same, which are clear characteristics of a normal and healthy interest in human sexuality.Hey I buy it, but will Judge Cooke?