Does anyone remember Condominium, a late period novel about corruption and coitus from the great John D. MacDonald, all set in Florida's Sunbelt?
"Home is the `Busted Flush,' 52-foot barge-type houseboat, Slip F-18, Bahia Mar, Lauderdale."
Sorry, I digress.
Anyway, this reminds me of the opening line from that overlooked gem:
In 1998, Keane purchased a Miami Beach condominium unit for $50,000.00. Shortly after purchasing the unit, Keane paid the Association an additional $5,000.00 for an extra parking space.And that's when all the trouble began.
In other news, Citibank confesses!