Friday, February 14, 2014

Saint Valentine's Day Roundup, Miami Style

Broward Circuit Judge Laura Watson's defense lawyer Bobby Sweetapple thinks the JQC is like the KGB! (NFW, LOL.)

Gene Stearns startles preservationists and archaeologists. (DUH.)

Where's the love? Miami's Craigslist "Missed Connections," courtesy of New Times. (NALOPKT.)

Try it Dirty, folks. You just might like it.



N.B. Saint Valentine of Rome was imprisoned for performing weddings for soldiers who were forbidden to marry.

3 comments:

  1. No one makes a dirty martini like me. Truly, nobody does it better!

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  2. I think you mean Dirty Sanchez

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  3. Valentines Day dangers:

    Chocolate makes you fat,
    Diabetes.
    High blood sugar, high triglycerides, high cholesterol.

    Sex.
    Condoms break.
    It's all dirty and sweaty.
    The table you're boinking on can break and you can both crash to the floor.
    Wrong hole - ouch. Need I say more?

    Be careful out there this weekend.

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