Tuesday, February 4, 2014

That's Godwhacker, not Godwanker



Are you winning the war against masturbation? Have there been any casualties? There may be a war going on, but it's a culture war. Anything done to excess can be bad, including old standbys like oxygen and water. Yes, you can whittle the love stick down to a toothpick but this video highlights the absurdity of a cultural mindset locked in a Puritan mentality, recoiling in horror at the temptations of the modern world.

At any rate my sexual fantasies never involve war or bloodshed, although soldiers are frequent guest stars. So don't suspect a friend is masturbating. Find out, and help them if you can!

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dude, SFL, please revoke Godfaker's posting creds 4 of the 5 days of the business week. Let him post on hump day and he can yuck yuck it up BEFORE you post the bunker edition.

Anonymous said...

GODWHACKER IS MY BITCH

Godwhacker said...

@10:03

Your odds of limiting my posting privileges here are the same as an Obamacare repeal, but just keep trying. I love the way your head splats on that brick wall.

Anonymous said...

I needed a good laugh, thank you GW!

Anonymous said...

That's one homoerotic anti-jerkingoff video, which made me want to jerkoff. Thumbs up to the Mormons for showing the guy using a Macbook to watch porn--they sure know what they're doing!

Anonymous said...

Mr. Clark looks like he a Republican Party functionary who will eventually be caught with his pants down looking through a glory hole.

Godwhacker said...

Precisely why, 12:19, I never ever ever use them.

Anonymous said...

I love it when men look into other men's eyes passionately in the name of religion.

Anonymous said...

How the hell did you find that GW? If we are all sinners, why cant we just sin in the privacy of our dorm rooms with unlimited internet access? Why do we need to talk about it with older white dudes? Hmmm...

Godwhacker said...

I reject the idea of inherent or original sin. If something is wrong, it's wrong for a reason. There is nothing wrong with touching yourself for pleasure in piracy. If that's your whole life then you're missing out but otherwise it's a healthy outlet, especially for testosterone charged youngsters.

Society should embrace it, and I think back to the controversy surrounding former Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders and how ahead of her time she was.

Sexuality that cannot be expressed in some healthy fashion has a propensity to overflow in ways that are not healthy. This video isn't just stupid, it's bad advice.

I find most of my cool stuff on reddit.com

Anonymous said...

Tell someone who can do something??
What's the Bishop gonna do to the young man with the porn addiction?
Hmmmm...

Anonymous said...

Male chastity devices and electro shock therapy for all of them!

Godwhacker said...

@10:09

People pay good money for that.

Anonymous said...

GW

12:19 here. You used the word piracy instead of privacy, is my guess, OR, was it a subliminal slip of the neurons? Playing pirate in the privacy of your own place, or someone else's, is fine, as long as you don't dress up like the modern Republican pirate Jamie Dimon who thinks it is cool to rob from the poor and give to the rich.

Still trying how I can incorporate a bit of pirate play into my sex life other than having my wife dress up as my wench.

Godwhacker said...

Sometimes a typo is just a typo. But speaking of pirate play I've been meaning to make over to Tampa for Gasparilla. Maybe next year.