Tuesday, February 4, 2014
That's Godwhacker, not Godwanker
Are you winning the war against masturbation? Have there been any casualties? There may be a war going on, but it's a culture war. Anything done to excess can be bad, including old standbys like oxygen and water. Yes, you can whittle the love stick down to a toothpick but this video highlights the absurdity of a cultural mindset locked in a Puritan mentality, recoiling in horror at the temptations of the modern world.
At any rate my sexual fantasies never involve war or bloodshed, although soldiers are frequent guest stars. So don't suspect a friend is masturbating. Find out, and help them if you can!