Saturday, May 31, 2014

Pam, You Ignorant Slut Cohabitator

An Open Letter To Pam Bondi

Hi Pam, how's it going? Rough day? It's me, Godwhacker. I have some issues with you Pam. You're either a moron or a liar or both and I have proof right here.
The Court should also deny the preliminary injunction motions because there is no likelihood of success on the merits, there is no immediacy requiring a preliminary injunction and disrupting Florida's existing marriage laws would impose significant public harm.
Unlikely to succeed?  What planet are you living on? Haven't you seen the parade of gay marriage victories that have followed the Windsor decision? We are 13 and 0 in favor of marriage equality and you think you've got a winning case? Ha! Apperently you DO need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.

So that's lie number 1, what about the rest? That's just more sad claptrap. Harm? My husband and I are outstanding members of our community. We are law-abiding and civically involved. We pay the same taxes and we demand the same rights.

That part about state pensions was really low. We wont cost the state a dime. Anyone with a pension EARNED IT.  Rather, it has been the state's bigoted and discriminatory policies that have bared our husbands and wives from having the same security and benefits as our heterosexual counterparts for too long. It is time for that injustice to END.

It's over Pam. There is no way you're going to win this. So tell me again why I or anyone else should take advice about marriage from twice divorced party girl who is now in her third (sort of) marriage? Don't get me wrong. I'm not judging. I've been there too. Going from man to man, not sure which one is right.

We're not as young as we used to be Pam. I've found the guy I want to spend my life with. Maybe you should do the same. Legitimize that man! What are you waiting for? You don't want people going around saying that your unconventional marriage is some kind of threat to society. I can tell you first hand that it really sucks.

 

45 comments:

MC Waste Services, Inc said...

FLORIDA VOTER LOGIC- She is hot, florida is a run by floridahs voters, therefore, pam bondi deserves to be attorney general

Anonymous said...

Pam, good job. Keep these queers out of society.

Godwhacker said...

@2:58

Queers are in your society and there is nothing you or this two-bit backdoor Barbie can do about it. It's over. You lost. The only question is how big of fools will you make yourselves in that loss.

Anonymous said...

What a bimbo.

Anonymous said...

Floridians should have known better the moment Palin endorsed her.

Anonymous said...

Bravo GW!

Anonymous said...

Pam. The new Anita Bryant.

Anonymous said...

Ask a lawyer from Tampa - she was a human trampoline before her most recent marriage . A real party girl. Which is fine , If you want to be a cheap slut . I'm not judging anyone. But I don't want to be judged either. Especially by a cheap slut hypocrite.

Anonymous said...

Btw GW .... I think 258 was mocking Pam not really advocating . At least I like to think so

Anonymous said...

Think she will/should get re-elected?

Anonymous said...

More intolerance from the right. Does she really represent the majority of Floridians and the law?

Godwhacker said...

@11:27

If so I apologize to 2:58. But in this world where I have seen the most absurd and out there comments imaginable a "/s" is a good way to let your readers know you're being sarcastic.

Anonymous said...

Without any evidence to suggest otherwise, we must accept that Pam Bondi is a godless whore, living in sin.

Anonymous said...

Why can't you attack her stance without calling her a whore? I guess if your point is that gay dudes are just as mysoginistic as straight men, you have made it. Otherwise it proves how insecure you are in you position.

Anonymous said...

It was a play on Dan Ackroyd sheesh.

Godwhacker said...

Here is to all the great conservative comedians!

Anonymous said...

SFL -- you might want to consider exercising a little bit of editorial supervision over your blog. We can all support same-sex marriage without resorting to calling the AG, or any other woman, a "slut." Apart from detracting from the argument, it's pretty disappointing and quite offensive to your women followers.

Godwhacker said...

@3:55

It's a joke. Just like Pam's ridiculous response. But unlike her ridiculous response it's not denying a single person their inherent right to equality under the law.

Also, ye who reside in transparent domiciles should refrain from hurling geological specimens.

#HumorIsHard

Anonymous said...

If the person defending "traditional marriage" is in an unconventional marriage themselves that seems like a relevant point to me.

Anonymous said...

Okay....every time I disagree with Gw I will refer to him as a faggot, a Jew a kike, a black a ni..., Cuban a spi.., and judge his honor.

Seriously, being hateful is not a joke and you need to apologize instead of justify.

Anonymous said...

5:15 you did a great job of making the point without resorting to mysoginistic language.

But why are the f and k slurs okay, but not the others? Just askin.

Godwhacker said...

What is it the Christian Right calls women who have sex outside of marriage again? That's their name for Pam Bondi, not mine. My point is clear in my post and I'm not apologizing for one word, least of all the joke title taken right from Saturday Night Live.

So funny how these social conservatives can say the most horrid things about me. That I'm a pervert. That I'm feminine. That I'm harmful to society. That I'm dangerous to children. But you point out their own hypocrisy, in their own terminology and the run crying for political correctness. Boo hoo.

Anonymous said...

Uh, the point is that nobody should be using hurtful, hateful language. Your using it only serves to legitimize the use. You need to grow the fuck up and quit making excuses for your hatred of women. You sound like a darn first grader.

Godwhacker said...

First, I love women. That's why I support their full equality. A man can be a slut. Lord knows I have. Woman can be sluts too. It's not a gender specific insult.

What Pam Bondi said in her response was far far more hateful, hurtful, and destructive than anything I said here.

If you can't take a joke, don't be one. And if people are hurtful towards me don't expect me to be civil back.

Anonymous said...

Stay the course GW. I'm with you.

Anonymous said...

Pam Bondi is just Ken Cuccinelli in drag.

Anonymous said...

Guess it's okay to use hurtful language as a joke (or in sarcasm) because the leader of the fag parade has said that it is okay. Thank you for validating every racist bigoted use of a hateful word...all I have to do is say....'oh, I was only joking'! how is that working out for the biebs?

Godwhacker said...

@7:09

We learned this in kindergarten: Sticks and stones can break your bones but names can never hurt me.

Pam is coming after me with sticks and stones, denying the very physical and real rights that I would have in many other states. I came after her with a few choice words.

I have no power over Pam. She has great power over me. The powerless are not held to the same standard as the powerful. I'm not out to deny Pam or anyone else a single thing. That's her trip.

I advocate complete legal equality for every person. If I say a choice word, it's purpose is to provoke or amuse. It isn't meant to cause physical harm to any individual. The same isn't true for the bigots like Pam Bondi.

If you're to stupid to grasp that, which it appears you are, you can call that a double standard. What you call anything is of no concern to me.

I've let you have your say, but if you start acting like a belligerent little twerp, using bigoted, homophobic, and racial slurs I'm just going to delete your comments.

Make my day.

Anonymous said...

Hell yeah GW, you're completely in the right this time. Don't let the haters stop you. Her sole argument against gay marriage is that it harms real marriage, yet her personal life is a harm to real marriage (and she has no excuse, i.e. the law isn't stopping her).

Godwhacker said...

I learned from Tom Petty and I don't back down!

South Florida Lawyers said...

You folks were busy this weekend.

Godwhacker said...

Life goes on within you and without you, SFL! :-)

Anonymous said...

Thank you GW for calling out this vulgar woman!

Kissimmee Kid said...

Lots of men think that men who sleep around are not as honorable as men who don't. There are law firms who denied partnership to men who were not faithful to their wives because it shows a lack of character.

The sleazy Lothario is not respected, except by other slimeballs.

I judge men who are sexually promiscuous. I may laugh at their exploits, but, I would never do business with them. If I am judgmental with those who have the same set of genitalia as I do; can't I be appalled that Florida's Attorney General is a whore?

Godwhacker said...

I really don't care about Pam Bondi's personal life. I don't think that sexual promiscuity is, in itself, a negative thing. If that promiscuity involves deception, that's another matter.

What I do care about is that she's hauled out these offensive and provably false arguments which ridiculously assert that treating families like mine equally will somehow be harmful to our state.

That's a hateful lie.

Anonymous said...

this Pam Bondi lady need not be dispensing advice on marriages or relationships, much less from on high.

Anonymous said...

In the SNL episode the term "slut" is used in a comedic context to criticize the news anchor who has to resort to use of the derogatory term, not an endorsement of the term. I think it was used in the same way here, as a criticism of Ms. Bondi's unfounded and ugly denouncement of gay marriage.

Anonymous said...

I just googled her to see if she was really that hot. The answer: no. And boy does she ham it up on Fox News. I guess we should assume Gov Scott backs his AG on this issue, so voters should remember this colossal waste of judicial resources come re-election time.

Anonymous said...

take a look around, Pam. Even North Carolina is beginning to accept the fact that all marriages should be equal under the eyes of the law "Schools in the University of North Carolina system are now offering in-state tuition rates to same-sex spouses of military personnel, provided the couple got married in a state that recognizes same-sex marriage."

http://www.fayobserver.com/news/local/article_a10cdd18-4436-5b04-9f99-8ce677e4cfb8.html

Cocaine Princess said...

RE: "I learned from Tom Petty and I don't back down!"

Good one!

Anonymous said...

TIL GW is the leader of the fag parade, and social conservatives are as dumb as a box of rocks.

Anonymous said...

Godwhacker just get your own damn blog already instead of ruining this one, which used to be pretty good. Your nastiness is counterproductive to your cause.

Godwhacker said...

@11:51

I'm not nasty. Nasty is denying people like myself rights based on outdated prejudices, and as you can see I have many supporters here.

I'm not going anywhere troll, it's you who needs to get lost.

Anonymous said...

Hey 11:51, GW wrote 6 paragraphs explaining himself and you want to fixate on one word. I guess that's because you can't refute what he really said.

Go GW!

Anonymous said...

C U Next Tuesday....out of your seat Pam!