Gather round childrens, this is a bedtime story:
Once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was a bunker.
It was made of most beautiful concrete.
And it adorned a most magnificent highway!
The bunker denizens were most happy wearing their Resplendent Robes™ and employing primitive exercise techniques in a space built for or by mechanics.
Their toilets and sinks were even bolted!
And that bunker emitted utterances.
And so it was written.
And those written utterances sometimes involved offers of judgment.
Oh yes, they involved offers of judgment.
And more offers of judgment.
Almost always they involved offers of judgment.
One was even written in the pre-iPhone 6 long ago dark age of "2008."Now go to sleep Mommy and Daddy want to get their freak on!!
It apparently is still good law.
Even though everyone including Judge Scales thinks it shouldn't be (except for Judge Logue, who thinks it should).