Wednesday, October 22, 2014

3d DCA Watch -- This Actually (Did Not) Happen!



Here's an actual exchange between an unnamed bunkerite and a loyal law clerk:
Judge:  Where is everybody?  The bus for Schnedbly's leaves in two minutes!  We can't be late!

Clerk:  Your Most Honorable, Resplendently Robed One Who Speaketh in Gravest Tones, they are busy writing important opinions on sophisticated and complex legal matters so that lawyers and the public can learn and be guided by your wisdom.

Judge:  Pshaw!  Hand me my Royal iPad!

(types furiously)

"Affirmed.  See random case."

(hits copy and presses cursor repeatedly)

Done!
Now get on the bus -- btw, who's got the nachos??

8 comments:

  1. Thank you again for turning the Third DCA's chickenshit into a delicious chicken salad.

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  2. Ditto!! Masterful

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  3. @11:56-- OMG, I can't stop giggling at your comment.

    Too funny!!

    PS: Great song!!

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  4. If you read this post and then read the 3 DCA weekly release, it makes this post less satirical.

    And more brilliant.

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  5. Kudos SFL, agree with 11:56 and 9:05.

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