Thursday, November 13, 2014

"One Take" Spencer -- The Dude Nailed It!


First, the positives -- the outfit is actually quite stylish, knit ties are making a comeback, and the added wind tunnel effect makes it seem that he is recording live right outside the courthouse, as opposed to a green screen from his office in the Gables.

The negatives -- no homeless photo bomb!

12 comments:

P. Guyotat said...

The "Southern District of the United States District Court System." That's inaccurate, yet, given that we're in Miami, oddly accurate at the same time.

Godwhacker said...

The measure of all men.

Anonymous said...

He is wrong. If the cruise does not originate in, stop in, or return to a US port, the case will not end up here. Just ask the folks (including Americans) on the cruise ship that Carnival ran aground in Italy. They were forum nonned back to Italy.

Spencer"s World said...

Outakes...

"Hi, I'm spencer Aronfeld and you're not."

"Hi...ummm..." CUT

"Hey now!" CUT

"Hi I'm Spencer Aronfeld,,,," passerby yells "BABA BOOEY HOWARD STERN'S PENIS BABA BOOEY BABA BOOEY"
SA: "That's it. I'm sung Howard. Call the girls at the office. Cancel all leaves. Everyone works until we get this complaint out."

"Hi I'm Spencer Aronfeld...ughhhh. " A phalanx of US Marshals tackles the strange man making videos of the Federal Court house.
SA: "Hey...you can't do that....gimme my iphone back. Gimmee give it here...ouch, no fair kicking and biting. I'm a lawyer and you sir are in a lot of trouble. OW. Stop punching!!"

Anonymous said...

Camera pans to the top floor balcony of the office across the street, where actual trial lawyers work...they are looking down, laughing at the civil lawyer talk about what it is like to try a case.

Fake Spencer's World said...

Courthouses can be dangerous. They are flooded and filled with mold, asbestos, and decrepit support beams.

Oh wait, that's state court.

Christopher Agard said...

Spencer is a hardworking and honest guy. I attended the Lawyers to the Rescue event at the Camillus House. I don't know many lawyers who would work so hard for the homeless for free.

Anonymous said...

Clearly SFL is a friend or fan.

Anonymous said...

Right. Much in the same way that we all admire Kim Kardashian.

Anonymous said...

Which one broke the internet?

Anonymous said...

everybody is a Spencer fan at first, until he does you wrong. ...Which inevitably happens.

spencer"s World said...

I think that was a hit country music song:

"My civil lawyer spencer done me wrong....
my wife got the money
all I got was this song
My civil lawyer spencer done me wrong..."