Today is the day when the bunker is supposed to be answering all the important legal questions that keep us up at night, pointing us in the right direction through clear and concise legal prose, and providing grateful trial judges much needed guidance as they grind it out in the trenches.
Or they can just do this:
(The mechanical room is still not co-ed!)
Regardless, they only pumped out one civil opinion this week.
Back at it denizens -- summer's right around the corner!