Tuesday, March 3, 2015

The Real Dangers


With everything there are both benefits and risks. This is true for medical marijuana. Thankfully we have fine professionals at the DEA there to set us straight when our rose-colored glasses make everything too pink.
"I deal in facts. I deal in science," said special agent Matt Fairbanks, who's been working in the state for a decade. He is member of the "marijuana eradication" team in Utah. Some of his colleagues in Georgia recently achieved notoriety by raiding a retiree's garden and seizing a number of okra plants.

Fairbanks spoke of his time eliminating back-country marijuana grows in the Utah mountains, specifically the environmental costs associated with large-scale weed cultivation on public land: "Personally, I have seen entire mountainsides subjected to pesticides, harmful chemicals, deforestation and erosion," he said. "The ramifications to the flora, the animal life, the contaminated water, are still unknown."

Fairbanks said that at some illegal marijuana grow sites he saw "rabbits that had cultivated a taste for the marijuana. ..." He continued: "One of them refused to leave us, and we took all the marijuana around him, but his natural instincts to run were somehow gone."
Of course legal grow operations don't need to hide in environmentally sensitive areas. But we should not underestimate the destructive power of rouge rabbits. Observe this documentary footage obtained at great personal risk by that dauntless reporter Bill O'Reilly!

16 comments:

  1. Okra, stoned bunnies, America is under threat I tell you!

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  2. GW, any fool can see that rabbit in the video is on meth, not weed.

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  3. @12:19

    Maybe, but I'd go with bath salts with all that face chewing.

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  4. Wabbits are wonderful creatures. Imagine a bunny wabbitt stops at a cool stream and wiggles it's bunny wabbitt pink nose to take a lil dwink and den after sipping some cool stream wa wa goes over and munches on some marijuana plant and BAM KILLER BUNNY DUDE. Not afraid of no one, and like hey, wanna party and get some pizza and babes?

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  5. The man is a genius. Priceless.

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  6. Douche-ay, 3:20!

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  7. Climb aboard SW, you are welcome to do a guest post!

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  8. I second the motion!

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  9. GW- I like your new profile pic. Uncle Arthur!! -- Love watching him on Bewitched re-runs. So funny!

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  10. Got an idea for a new TV show. A mild mannered and under achieving insurance defense lawyer gets a diagnosis of athletes's foot and psoriasis and gradually goes off the deep end. He quits his firm and becomes an evil vicious and highly successful plaintiff's lawyer who does anything and everything to win,

    Working title: Breaking Spencer.

    Run with it.

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  11. Paul Lynde was hysterical. You couldn't talk about gay people on 1960s television but props to the producers of Bewitched for putting them out there.

    From one powerful warlock to another, Uncle Arthur RESPECT!

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  12. I had my suspicions about Felix Unger too.

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  13. Gomer was hot for Sergeant Carter!

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  14. Felix was he first metro sexual. He was straight, not that there is anything wrong with that.

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