A law blog, all done with humor, love, jealousy, and snark.
Oh it would be like a day without sunshine. Oh Spencer!
spencer teaching the commutative property of algebra using a plane for a boat.-(Boeing) = Carnival Cruise Line Ship
Sulu: Captain, we've got some waves coming in. Captain Spencer Aronfeld: Extend the stabilizers. Chekov: Stabilizers not responding. Capt SA (into communicator) Mr. Scott get me stabilizersScotty (from engineering) I'm working on it Capt. Capt SA: Spock give me an estimateMr. Spock: The gravitational waves will be here in two minutes twenty one and 3/4 seconds Captain. Capt SA: Mr. Scott we need those stabilizers. Scotty: I'm giving it all I've got captain, they're stuck. Capt SA: Bring her about Sulu and head into the waves full speed. Sulu : Aye ayeSpock: FascinatingDr. McCoy: Damnit Spencer you're going to get us all killed. Capt SA: Settle down bones. When I was a lad running skiffs out of government cut in Miami, we always knew to point the bow of the boat into the wavesSpock: fascinatingCapt SA: Then one day a cruise ship came by and ran my little skiff over and broke it in two. We sued and that's how I paid for my tuition to star fleet academy. scotty: stabilizers responding now. Capt SA: Never ming scotty. Come here Uhura and sit on my lap as we ride the waves. Spock: fascinating
Spencer Aronfeld... now with wings!