Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Your Taxes Paid for My Airport M&Ms (Thanks!)


Well, only if you were to live in Broweird and I were to work at Arent Fox, that is:
Taxpayer-supported Broward Health has paid $10.2 million so far for legal advice about how to deal with an ongoing federal investigation into allegations that it colluded with doctors to submit tens of millions of dollars in bogus claims to Medicare and Medicaid.

Broward Health, also known as the North Broward Hospital District, quietly spent those millions even though federal authorities have yet to level a single public accusation of wrongdoing against it.

The money went to the Washington, D.C. law firm Arent Fox, which was retained shortly after the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) subpoenaed documents relating to Broward Health’s contracts with 27 prominent doctors and one physicians’ group practice on May 16, 2011.
They apparently bill for a tenth of a billable hour:
No item was small enough to escape inclusion on Arent Fox’s multi-page invoices: a charge for a tenth of an hour to read an email; $3.35 for a Starbucks latte; $1.99 for a bag of M&M candy peanuts picked up at Palm Beach International Airport.
Listen, everyone's expensed a snack or two purchased while traveling on a case for a client, except here you have a public entity where your every expenditure will be fly-specked.

But then, two bucks at an airport for a bag of candy is pretty reasonable, plus these taxpayers live in Broward so what do they really expect?

9 comments:

  1. Those M&M characters are sexual ambiguous and this is all part of a plot to indoctrinate us into Obama's world of pansexuality.

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  2. I prefer the chocolate M&Ms over the peanut ones.

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  3. ugh..."civil" lawyers

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  4. Seriously, who bills a .1? Rule #1, nothing takes less than .2!

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  5. wake me when they have caramel seasalt M&Ms

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  6. Hire a DC firm then express surprise that 1. They gauge and steal and 2. Their work is pathetically inferior.

    Oh my ! Gambling at Ricks?'!?!

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  7. The calorie count for a starbucks latte and M&M's and the sugar content suggests their lawyers are heafty and pre-diabetic. Personally I would prefer a lawyer charge me for using the health club in the hotel. At least then I know I have a healthy advocate.

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  8. What's wrong with billing a .1 for every little thing you do to zealously advocate for your client? Any why in the world do people refer to insurance defense as "sh*t law"? I don't get it. I love my career haggling with insurance adjusters and ambulance chasing (SA) lowlifes while trying to bill 13 hours per day so I can afford to lease a BMW 300 series and tell ladies and colleagues I'm a "trial lawyer". Jealous much?

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  9. Ladies ? Dumbass

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