Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Magistrate Judge Brown to Preside Over Michael Pizzi Mayoral Lawsuit!


In a surprise ruling, the Florida Supreme Court today appointed retired federal Magistrate Judge Brown to preside over the contentious dispute between former Miami Lakes Mayor Michael Pizzi and his beloved town:
"We're looking for a judge who can take the temperature down a notch," said the Court in an unsigned opinion.  "The last thing we need is a toe-tapper of a trial.  That would be AUDACIOUS!"
Wasting no time, the Judge has already scheduled an "out of the blue" evidentiary hearing on the value of the damaged yacht.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

nice april fools

Anonymous said...

Ditto

Godwhacker said...

Congratulations to Jim Nabors on his recent marriage!

Anonymous said...

So great .

Brown would be the perfect hearing examiner to blow that case up and write a raucous recommendation to the judge.

Anonymous said...

OMG I thought Jim Nabors was dead and Godfucker was being snarky. He's alive and kicking, 84 years old, and married a guy named "Stan" in 2013. God bless 'em.

Godwhacker said...

I've never fucked God but I did date a guy named Jesus. Huge cock.

Anonymous said...

The 3 DCA helped a plaintiff.
April Fools.

South Florida Lawyers said...

Jim is gay? So much for my Gaydar.