In a surprise ruling, the Florida Supreme Court today appointed retired federal Magistrate Judge Brown to preside over the contentious dispute between former Miami Lakes Mayor Michael Pizzi and his beloved town:
"We're looking for a judge who can take the temperature down a notch," said the Court in an unsigned opinion. "The last thing we need is a toe-tapper of a trial. That would be AUDACIOUS!"Wasting no time, the Judge has already scheduled an "out of the blue" evidentiary hearing on the value of the damaged yacht.