Ticket Guru "extraordinaire" Alex Hanna has an institutional client!
Turns out old "Lead foot Rubio" and the Misses can't drive 55.
This is some seriously good writing, right out of a Carl Hiaasen novel:
Earlier this year, Ms. Rubio, a former cheerleader for the Miami Dolphins, sideswiped a Porsche Panamera while driving her husband’s Ford F-150 truck to a donor event at the Delano Hotel in Miami Beach
with a llama, Caitlyn Jenner and 7 democrats in the truck bed.
In fairness to Marco, I don't think this is news. The New York Times and Miami New Times disagree with me. I don't like the New Times' swipe at us - "typical Miami Drivers." (Hold on, I need to pass this tractor trailer in the express lane and write down notes from my last call while I post.)
NB And Chris Christie.