Tuesday, December 1, 2015

How to Stay Safe On Your Next Cruise!

Safely and carefully enter your cabin, move your bed to the center of the room, stay away from windows, doors, toilets, and showers; avoid food, drinks, excursions, entertainment of all kinds; refrain from contact with other passengers and crew members -- then exit your cabin when the cruise is over!

And have an awesome vacation!


11 comments:

Anonymous said...

TOOL

Anonymous said...

Big brother telling me what to do and not do. What a tool indeed.

Anonymous said...

I saw this guy literally pushing passengers overboard and trying to film it

Anonymous said...

Is it really safe to film in the middle of the road like that? Isnt this guy an accident attorney?

Anonymous said...

The firm I send PI work to doesnt have time do commercials from the street. This guy is a total freaking douche.

Anonymous said...

1. Puffy.

2. Rumpled. (NOT Rumpole.)

3. What does he have, a Palm Treo and seven rocks in his breast pocket, behind his pocket "square?"

4. Love Godwhacker racing past and beeping his horn at :50.

5. Dude - you are OUT OF BREATH after TALKING for 60 seconds. Two words: hit the gym and STFU.

Cocaine Princess said...

How is it possible for someone to consume 15 alcoholic beverages in a 24hr period? The most I drank while on vacation was 3 maybe 4 a day which resulted in fabulous naps on the beach.

South Florida Lawyers said...

Palm Treo!!

Anonymous said...

I don't do PI work. So please tell me this guy isn't even semi-respectable in the local PI scene.

Spencer's World said...

What I'd really like is a shot at those cola -soda pop companies. Defective product. Causes diabetes and obesity - even diet colas.
Think tobacco settlement times ten!

Bill said...

Hilarious! I wonder if he's tried talking without waving his hands like he's landing planes on an aircraft carrier?