Friday, July 22, 2016

Pay Day!



Good news! Republicans are FINALLY helping someone's economy!
It’s been a great week for gay escorts in Cleveland. Male prostitutes contacted by The Post said business is booming and Republican National Convention attendees — most of them married — are clamoring for their services. “Business has been way better. I’ve seen 10 clients so far,” one male escort said. “Most of them were first-timers. You could tell they were nervous, but once they became more comfortable, they seemed to be having a good time.” Another escort said he had already earned $1,600 since Monday — over six times the amount he usually makes. “I normally only make $200 to $300, but I’ve been seeing lots of guys in hotels downtown,” he said, noting the boom in business near the Quicken Loans Arena. The clientele has included mostly married white men between the ages of 40 and 50, said another escort who’s seen eight johns so far.
This is a good time to remind us all of a few of the basics.

The hypocrisy was thick, as was the irony of declaring a war on porn while having these two as prominent speakers.

Melania Trump

Antonio Sabato Jr

If you want your Whacker stared at, there is no better place to go than GOP HQ.

Happy weekend folks! Love ya!

5 comments:

  1. What's a piss lord?

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  2. Someone who slut-shames sex workers apparently.

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  3. Lies. As in, i have never picked up more women on south beach than during aqua girl. Seems like all thise pent up lesbos are really clamoring for a real man. A frind of mine told me she never scored so many dudes than during fantasy fest in the keys. Seems like the gays really do want some pussy.

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  4. @8:00

    I think you're confused by the sly "B" in the LGBT acronym. None of us Gs and Ls think much about the opposite sex sexually.

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  5. Re sex workers

    Good post.

    Why is section 796.07 still on the books after Lawrence v. Texas?

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