There is No Such Thing as Bad Press

It's one thing for a firm to announce that it is cutting associate pay, or withholding partner compensation, but when you lose The Bearded One, that's news.

You can no longer see his smiling visage here.

You have to hire this Firm.

Begging the question - unless you're Bilzin - why is no one talking about this?

NB: You have to admit, The Dude's beard is remarkable, considering he pulls it off and we are a few years removed from the 70s. And on top of that, he is always dressed sharply. Good luck, Alvin, in this next chapter. Godspeed.


  1. shumie time for the princessJuly 2, 2009 at 2:34 PM

    FIRST!!! By power vested in me pursuant to article II section 11 of the Shumie Rules, I hereby declare that we are adjourned until 9:00 am Monday July 6, 2009.

    Godspeed and happy quatro de julio.

  2. Damn... Just missed first.

  3. shumie-president-for-the-princessJuly 2, 2009 at 4:25 PM


  4. who is shumie prez?

  5. SFL - I'd like to apologize for the other Anonymous commentors who have nothing intriguing to say. Like how about half of the Bilzin litigation department has left in the past 6 months. Poor MK is going to be all alone soon if he's not careful.

  6. Fake John Gotti for shumieJuly 2, 2009 at 6:08 PM

    This "Shumie thing of ours"...this La Cosa Nostra Shumie...this thing will live for a thousand years.

  7. Shumheads mosey on over back to the JBB

  8. The question is work out then massage- then pool then lunch OR

    massage then work out then pool then lunch?

    The 4 Seasons rocks.

  9. GG- I'm sitting outside Acqua- there's a blonde with an amazing rack by the pool. Is that you?

  10. Did you all receive Alvin's announcement on Friday?

    Short and to the point.


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