The Mark Gold Strip Club Complaint Has Arrived!

Oh goody and all I thought I was going to receive this morning was some lousy old Hawaiian birth certificate.

I like the part where Mark reserves the right to seek punitive damages....


  1. Not your garden-variety FDUTPA claim.

  2. I predict the lawsuit gets dismissed in less than 2 months. The FDUTPA claim was a mistake - exposes Gold to attorney's fees if he does not prevail.

    Case will settle as follows:

    Gold Rush (GR): Gold, we have video of the whole thing including the part where you said "siaeh$%SIC my Wife...jisdge I'm getting drunk...give me the special lap dance alidjh98vrhaionxv...da da da...nyet nyet....da da....da!!!"

    Gold: You intentionally got me drunk!

    GR: Do you want to see the part with the body shots?

    Gold: How much will that cost me?

    GR: Look, we'll pay you 1k, otherwise you pay our lawyers at the end of the day.

    Gold: Can you throw in a lap dance from Katrina?

    GR: Sure, and we'll even have her give you the money during it.

    Gold: Done.

  3. This sounds like a Carl Hiaasen novel to me. The real story has yet to be told. Gold will get through discovery every credit card receipt that that place has processed in the past 5 years. That is when a lot of assholes in this town are going to tighten real fast. It is one thing for a big wig to run up a $10,000.00 tab on the firm credit card and wittle it away in two or three months under the guise that he likes champagne and filet mignon for his clients but quite another to have the truth splashed across every blog in town that he was actually getting glued, screwed, and tatooed in the back room while management ran up his tab. This should be fun to watch. For me, at least it is from the peanut gallery. I pay cash at those kinds of places.

  4. If you can't pay cash, you shouldn't be going

  5. The FDUTPA claim gets bounced in very, very, very, very short order. No "actual" damages as it is understood under the FDUTPA cases.

  6. It's not the FDUTPA claim that exposes him to fees, it's the fact that THIS LAWSUIT IS A PIECE OF $H!T!! He should be sanctioned for filing such a frivolous piece of crap and referred to the bar on the same grounds. This is the type of thing that gives lawyers such a bad reputation.

  7. Hard to believe, but our friends across the pond have stopped focusing on the Royal Wedding for a moment and have instead focused on Mr. Gold:

  8. I agree with STL. This is endemic.

    Remember when Kendall Coffey , while THE US Attorney, went to lipstick and smacked down his GOVERNMENT issued Amex? You know...just before he sunk his teeth...

    As if that was not the worst judgment ever, he then sent his Daddy to bribe back the Amex receipt?

    As if tampering with evidence was not disgusting enough, what - you don't know AMEX still has record of the payment?

    Heck, in coparison, Gold is a chir boy...and has better judgement as he is pursuing recourse through legal process, and not asking hs daddy to commit crimes for him (at 55 years old)

  9. Uh, state court ticket lawyer much?

    A jury trial? Really?


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  11. ABA Journal runs with story and
    SFL and Random Pixels.

  12. Carl Hiaasen all the way....I think he already wrote this story!

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