Everyone Should Be Concerned About Walking Into a Portable Toilet!

This PSA brought to you by Miami attorney Ron Simon:
Luzbel’s lawyer, Ronald Simon, said everyone should be concerned about walking into a portable toilet.
"These are outdoor facilities that are all over the town, whether it's a football game. And there really are no real codes or regulations regulating the placement of these,” he said.
I would be especially concerned at football games, tennis matches probably not so much.

Question -- if there are really no codes or regulations regarding the placement of these, then what is the appropriate standard of care for purposes of establishing port-a-potty placement negligence?

(Say that three times fast, like you're at motion calendar.)


  1. I love the pic. But this story DOES remind me more of Randy Quaid in Christmas Vacation:

    Ellen: What are you looking at?

    Clark: Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...
    [Eddie, in the driveway, is draining the RV's toilet]

    Eddie: Shitter was full.

    Clark: Ah, yeah. You checked our shitters, honey?

    Ellen: Clark, please. He doesn't know any better.

    Clark: He oughta know it's illegal. That's a storm sewer. If it fills with gas, I pity the person who lights a match within ten yards of it.

  2. Aah yes, the classic "s&*tter's full" scene -- I believe I've posted that before and it certainly would have worked well for this story (and almost every story, when you think of it).

  3. excellent to use the darth vader image

    rumpole copied this blog again....

  4. Really? i posted last night. Pot calling the kettle darth vader if you ask me. Typical potty humor.

  5. I never liked that phrase, "pot / kettle."

    It seems inappropriate, at best.

    What is the inference to pot calling the kettle? What is inferred? What does it mean?

  6. Basically it stems from a long preference in Judeo-Christian culture to not have kitchen items speak, especially to each other.

    Most cultures believe that items in the kitchen, much like women in the kitchen, should be seen and not heard.

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