Spencer Hates Decks said...

 A little gem from our comments today...

Collapsed deck at Aventura bar. Can a Spencer video be far behind?

Fade in: Collapsed deck at Shuckers: Overlap: An Ambulance, a doctor in a white coat, a person is a hospital bed with a leg cast.

Voice narration: I am Spencer Arronfeld. We all like a night out with out loved one. Dining and perhaps a drink on a terrace is a wonderful way to enjoy a warm south Florida evening. But did you know that every year hundreds of people are injured when un-safe decks and terraces of restaurants collapse, sending terrified patrons into the water or tumbling down a hill?

At Arronfeld law firm we recommend you carefully review the latest engineering report of any establishment before venturing out to any deck. If you or anyone you know have been injured due to the careless negligence of a restaurant's deck collapsing, please see a doctor immediately, and then call the lawyers at the Arronfeld firm for a free consultation.

I'd like to note that this tragedy took place in North Bay Village, not Aventura but anything north of 35st is a no man's land.



  1. That has rumpole written all over it. He's sneaky that way.

  2. I like both poles and rum.

  3. Too f;ing funny. This writer should be a guest blogger.

  4. That's why I gave it its own post.

    See, it's that easy people!


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