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"I Committed No Crime."

Prominent Jacksonville attorney (that seems kinda funny, doesn't it?) and former Jacksonville Bar Association President Kelly Mathis starts trial for his alleged role in a purported slot machine scam, and he's feeling pretty bullish on the outcome:
"Absolutely, I will be found not guilty," said Mathis, who will be the first of the co-defendants to go on trial. "I committed no crime. There is no evidence I committed any crime."

How often do you see a defendant quote from We Are the Champions?

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  1. Grateful Dead...Shakedown Street

    "The judge in the case rejected attorneys' request to have Bondi answer questions in a deposition about her solicitation of a $25,000campaign contribution on behalf of the Republican Party of Florida from one of the companies whose owners are charged with crimes."

  2. Sure sign of guilt.

  3. pam bondi is a shit bag

  4. The Nile is a river in Egypt.

  5. @ 2:55 pm.

    Maybe so. But I'd still do her.


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