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Happy Solstice! Glass Onion Edition

One of the worst parts of being Godwhacker is never knowing which dimension I'm in. Maleficent deities will  hide in the strangest of places. For example I woke up this morning in some strange parallel world where gay marriage was legal in Utah. Utah? Talk about your glass onions.

But this my holiday! I love the solstice because it is science based. It's not dependent on the repentance of the newborn, virgin candles, lasting 18 days because "shopping." This is the actual day when our days begin getting longer and the cycle of our year begins again. It is the obvious backbone of what all the other winter holidays are built around. This is the perfect time to reflect on where you are, how you got here, and where you'd like to go. You know, hippie stuff.

Peace out, y'all.


  1. The journey is the destination!

  2. I'm still at work. Depos will be done and cases prepped, holidays be damed. And BTW, if you feel that you or a loved one has been injured by a holiday like Thanksgiving or Christmas, call the lawyers at Spencer's World, even against Christmas, we will fight for you.

  3. Spencer's WorldDecember 22, 2013 at 4:21 PM

    Sunday is a work day/fun day at Spencer's World. Writing memos in a snazzy penny loafer with no socks gives the office a Miami Vice retro look.
    Book em Dano... No wait. That's Hawaii 5-0. Anyway, a rough beard and chartruae linen shirt and gold chain completes the look


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