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"Testosterone Talk" With Spencer Aronfeld!


Pay careful attention to this video, gentlemen -- one of the signs of low T is hearing a slight echo in the audio transmission.

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  1. YO SOY SPENCER ARONFELD!
    YO TENGO CAJONES GRANDE!

    The Following is a commercial on behalf of Super Lawyer Spencer Aronfeld and his law firm.

    Hi , I''m Spencer Aronfeld.
    Unfortunately most of us were born with hormones.
    Hormones an be dangerous things. The levels of hormones in your body can rise or fall.

    When your hormones fall, bad things can occur. For instance, Mrs. Aronfeld has been known to throw the good china at times for no reason, and is sometimes seen weeping silently in a corner while eating a gallon of Ben and Jerrys Super Double Fudge Ice Cream. Also our fun-fun times are inexplicably called off sometimes every other Wednesday at 1:30 pm.

    At the Aronfeld law firm we are currently investigating the dangers of hormones in your body. And with falling hormones comes hormone replacement therapy, especially in Miami where two people named Gus and Yuslavey have been known to sell hormones in the back of their florist shop. If you've received hormone replacement therapy go immediately and see your doctor (but be careful driving there). Once you're done with your doctor -and assuming your doctor hasn't done something to grievously injure you, call the law office of Spencer Aronfeld at our new hotline monitored 24 hours a day:

    1-888- Sue-lowT.

    Remember- stay home in your safe room whenever possible. But when you venture out and are injured or killed, call us immediately.

    Thank you.
    Gracias.
    Spencer Aronfeld.



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  2. Serious question, are these ads cleared by the Florida Bar?

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  3. Dear SFL,

    I am leaving your blog if you mention SA more than once a week. Maybe I'm the only one who doesn't get the joke, but it's old and lame to begin with. Stop it with this putz already.

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  4. 12:37 - this is all done in the name of fun. Get a grip.

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  5. 12:37 - Spencer is the bees knees;
    Spencer is ass in seats;
    Spencer is gold!

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  6. SFL is only kidding around. Get a clue.

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  7. Get the fuck out already . I love sissys that threaten first . IF YOU DONT WITHDRAW YOUR MOTION ILL SEEK FEES!

    Bye bye .

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  8. I agree w rumpole - this can't get more entertaining , until it does.

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  9. First of all... its called "reverberation" not "echo" duh SFL.

    Also, does anyone else think this is being shot in his house? He is letting us in on a window to his soul.

    Notice that angelic light coming in from behind his head. Almost jesus like... accept for the whole jewish thing.

    This guy will probably inspect your balls and or sex life hands on to determine if you have a case.

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