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Read the Bar Complaint Against Maria Elena Perez.

Here is the formal bar complaint against Maria Elena Perez arising from that whole Nevin Shapiro/UM/NCAA mishagas.

Remember kids, these are just allegations.


  1. The professional death penalty for Maria Elena Perez.

  2. Wow! 18 total charges! She is going down hard!

  3. Spencer's WorldApril 15, 2014 at 2:56 PM

    That's why I only do slip and falls and every other aspect of death and mayhem. No 11th Circuit.

  4. She is proof positive that it is better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. Good riddance to her...

  5. Hahahahahahaha.

  6. Jay Weaver .....Houdini . Disappeared , again. Dude can't get it right , huh? Maria elena was his "trusted " "source." Now the bar's indictment of her includes the misconduct she committed with weaver .

  7. She's a scourge . Loud, crass, dumb and dishonest . A criminal with a bar license .

  8. "According to the complaint, she also leaked a copy of one deposition transcript to the media,..."

    To jay weaver ....


  9. Shumie shumie shumie shumie shumie. But she'd better call the Q

  10. I must admit she did help me twice and I was quite grateful for it. But her way of working ethic was absolutely a mess and I knew sooner or later something like this would happen to her. I would have never recommended to anyone as I thought she was a complete mess but yes I am still grateful for her help. I still thank you for what you did Maria even though you fucked me a bit in the end. Take care and if you don't get locked up and your career is not over, clean up your act finally and stay away from the potheads.


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