What, you ask, do I find interesting about this unpublished 11th Circuit opinion that has nothing to do with Judge Ungaro?
1. That the Middle District has ponzi schemes!
2. That in the Middle District an investor in a ponzi scheme earns a net gain of $645,642.
In South Florida, that's barely enough to take your 25 closest friends to dinner at the Forge, much less fund your opulent lifestyle.
I'm feeling saucy.