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"Second, I Mean Thirdly, I Mean -- Oh Well Let's Just Talk Cruise Ship Accidents!"


  1. Why is that lawyer speaking in front of whole foods?

  2. That's no lawyer....

  3. Arrepas! Tomalies! Agua! Barato Barato Barato!


  5. First thats a courthouse not Whole Foods, but seriously that is a cool pocket square. The dude can dress...

  6. Is there any respected member of the Bar here that would actually refer a case this guy's way? Id be afraid of a client calling me with a WTF. I mean, apparently he has his breakfast buddies, but this dude must know no one takes him seriously, right? If yes, then I think its cool he keeps making these videos like a clown, and not giving a f, but if he's trying to appear credible, then whoah man, someone who cares about him should really have talk.

  7. Haters gotta hate.

  8. Spencer"s WorldJanuary 27, 2015 at 6:01 PM

    Have your shoes hurt you?
    Were you injured in your shoes?
    Were you wearing shoes when hurt?

    Hi I am Spencer Aronfeld and every day millions of americans suffer injuries and pain and suffering while wearing shoes. I am an experienced shoe-injury lawyer. Here's what I recommend you do if injured. Seek immediate medical attention.. Document your injury. But then see me. Don't go to the shoe store and ask for a feee pair of Nikes. See me first. From sneakers to sandals to tap shoes, I represent clients hurt every day while wearing shoes.


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