Attention would-be judicial quoters, pop-culture referencers, and those who try to crack the funny, wry, witty, or ironic when donning the robes of authority, this is how it's done:
A rose by any other name may smell as sweet. See William Shakespeare, “Romeo and Juliet,” act 2, sc. 2. People, not so much.BOOM!
Seriously, this is the gold standard.
Wow, I suddenly feel elated going into the long holiday weekend.
Thank you Judge Bloom!