Planet Rubio!

Poor Marco Rubio, only slightly smarter than Sarah Palin, and terrified that someone is going to eventually find out. Even his supporters can't figure out why he matters.
Rick Santorum had one job to do in his appearance on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” on Thursday. He failed.

The former Pennsylvania senator, who dropped his presidential bid Wednesday, told co-hosts Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski he is supporting Marco Rubio’s presidential campaign because the Florida senator is someone “who can work together with people.” But Santorum struggled to name one accomplishment Rubio has had in the Senate.

“He’s been in the Senate for four years,” Scarborough noted. “Can you name his top accomplishment in the Senate — actually working in the Senate doing something that tilted your decision to Marco Rubio?”

“If you look at being in the minority in the United States Senate in a year when nothing got — four years where nothing got done, I guess it’s hard to say there are accomplishments,” Santorum said. “I mean, tell me what happened during that four years that was an accomplishment for anybody? It was complete gridlock.”
Can't think of an accomplishment, huh? Well those Trump loving fascists @ Breitbart sure can! Here's their list including offenses like...


Sen. Rubio cast the 60th and deciding vote to fast-track the Trans-Pacific Partnership agreement. By giving President Obama fast-track powers, Rubio essentially helped to ensure the passage of not only the TPP, but all subsequent trade pacts, which are now liberated from Senate filibuster, amendment process, and constitutional treaty vote.

This represents a significant legislative victory for the young Senator, who previously endorsed TPP and described Obama’s trade deal as the “second pillar” of a President Rubio’s three-pillar foreign policy strategy.

Moreover, Rubio was also successful in promoting foreign currency manipulation by helping to vote down a provision to crack down on the illicit practice that had been proposed by Ohio Republican Sen. Rob Portman (R-OH) 50%.
Now I need to rinse my mouth because I agree with them. TPP is a steaming pile of crap.

And if things weren't hard enough for poor little Marco, some are spreading nasty rumors that our favorite anti-gay Latino Republican is really a closet homosexual.
An American blogger and conspiracy theorist believes he has evidence that Republican presidential contender Marco Rubio attended gay foam parties during the 1990’s and that he only pretends to be a devout Christian.

Journalist and author Wayne Madsen details the claims in a new report titled, ‘Rubio’s coke house, gayish dance troupe, and foam parties,’ in which he claims that a park that Rubio was arrested at with a group of friends for underage drinking in a car in 1989 was a cruising spot for gay men looking for sex.

Now I'd like to take this rare instance to come to Marco Rubio's defense. I was at most of those parties and Rubio was never part of the crowd. Also, his nickname was definitely not "The Suds Worm."

Happy weekend folks, fill your heart!


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