Presidio County Judge Guevara Is on the Line!

She's looking for someone to confirm by phone the death of a somewhat old guy by natural causes with no autopsy:
“You have a Supreme Court Justice who died, not in attendance of a physician,” he wrote. “You have a non-homicide trained US Marshal tell the justice of peace that no foul play was observed. You have a justice of the peace pronounce death while not being on the scene and without any medical training opining that the justice died of a heart attack. What medical proof exists of a myocardial Infarction? Why not a cerebral hemorrhage?”
“How can the Marshal say, without a thorough post mortem, that he was not injected with an illegal substance that would simulate a heart attack…”
“Did the US Marshal check for petechial hemorrhage in his eyes or under his lips that would have suggested suffocation? Did the US Marshal smell his breath for any unusual odor that might suggest poisoning? My gut tells me there is something fishy going on in Texas.”
How screwed up are the facts on Scalia's death?

And boy was that Supreme Court Justice Death Calculator way off!

And believe me, I'm not so upset over the immensity of the loss that my brain cannot comprehend a simple explanation -- it's just odd we've not heard a definitive version of that yet.

Anyhoo, just a lot of random weirdness I'm sure.

But how easy would it be to craft a Parallax View or Three Days of the Condor-type screenplay out of all this, with a powerful firebrand Supreme Court Justice at a "Presidential Suite" with 35 undisclosed power brokers (all comped, I'm sure), no security detail, some major case involving powerful interests on the Court's agenda -- you get my (powerful) drift.

I'm tired of practicing law!


  1. Hey, this was my beat! Remember, I am "The most rational conspiracy theorist on the internet.™"

    But how did a 79 year old overweight smoker die so unexpectedly???

    The question is not how he died, but how did he live so bloody long?! "Deal with the devil," is not out of the question. Now there's a conspiracy theory!

  2. Obama better send a letter to the leaders of the house and senate, the marshals service and Chief Justice Roberts offering an autopsy if they want one, informing them that the family does not want one, and telling them that failure of any recipient to respond to the inquiry will be deemed a request for an autopsy against the family's wishes and that one will be performed by the DOJ, and outside independent examiner, and if the family chooses, an examiner of their choosing.

    Otherwise, he will have killed Scalia the same way Clinton killed the guy in the park and so on. Do the autopsy now. Don't wait.

  3. So you're saying Vince Foster killed Scalia. Starting to make some sense now.

  4. Wake me when the aliens come with their anal probes! Those guys know how to party!

  5. Have you been on a recent hunting trip to Texas?
    Have you or a loved one recently died in Texas?
    Are you afraid to mess with Texas?

    If Texas has hurt or killed you or a loved one, you have rights and can fight back. And don't even get me started if you took a cruise to Texas and got injured or killed.

    I SUE STATES. States don't scare me, and they can ban me from their Texas barbecues and it won't stop me from getting you the CASH AWARD SETTLEMENT that I can get if you or a loved one was recently injured or killed in Texas.

    Call the lawyers at Aronfeld Lawyers now! Operators standing by.

    (unpaid spokesman blogger for Spencer Aronfeld).

  6. Bloody smart and funny this spencer chap

  7. Can we file a Rightful Death action?


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