3d DCA Watch -- Judge Shepherd Keeps Writing Opinions Edition!

Here, see what I mean?

Also: if you work for Uber you don't really work for Uber if there's some really small print in one of the many docs you signed that you never saw because you were busy at work, you really need to work, your kids are hungry, it's not great but you make your own hours, sometimes a pick up can be weird you have to use your head etc.:
Due in large part to the transformative nature of the internet and smartphones, Uber drivers like McGillis decide whether, when, where, with whom, and how to provide rides using Uber’s computer programs. This level of free agency is incompatible with the control to which a traditional employee is subject.
So in the future no one is an employee!

(composite Uber driver depicted above)